Make mine a tea
Eyes on the tele
Plate on your knee
Kids in the garden
Shirts in the wash
Caring if Beckham is cheating on Posh.
Burning off CD's
Searching for porn
Can't go out Sunday I'm mowing the lawn!
Pissed of with working,
Can't get no sleep...Zzzzz
The cupboards are full
but there's nothing to eat.
Crime in the papers!
Debts through the mail!
Watching the dog as he chases his tail.......
Sleeping with Susan,
Cheating on Joyce
Crawling home drunk from a night with boys
Crime in the papers!
Debts through the mail!
Watching the dog as he chases his tail.......
Sleeping with Susan,
Cheating on Joyce
Crawling home drunk from a night with boys
Doorbell needs fixing
Wine in the Rack
Shopping for shoes
and returning with crap
Nights in the local
Pizza for supper
Pass me a Chocolate
and get me a cuppa!
Nights in the local
Pizza for supper
Pass me a Chocolate
and get me a cuppa!
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